I can hear the song in my head. You know the one. Ironic, by Alanis Morissette. It has some expletives, I believe.
I mean, this could really be worse, but I just found it ironic that I got THIS (see below) in the mail yesterday:
Just thought it was ironic and I had to mention it today. It isn't the end of the world. Things could get MUCH worse and they have not (just note that I'm crossing fingers, toes, knocking on wood and will be on my knees praying in a few short minutes to keep it that way).